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The chest is enlarged to hide the fact that she has no legs from the player's perspective. The Nerd: That's pretty convenient, but I could actually use some help boundary breaking this piece of shit.īB Guy: If we take the camera around and we can see that all she has are shoulders, chest and a single long arm. How'd you know to call me here?īB Guy: I got this mysterious message to call this computer and it's asking me to help you understand Jurassic Park Trespasser a little bit better. The Nerd: Oh it's that Boundary Break Guy. You can look down, but the game designers decided it was more important to see the character's boobs.
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If only I could see my legs, that's like trying to walk on stairs without looking down. Oh! God! Sometimes it's alright, but other times you get stuck, like on this wall, which is so short it shouldn't be that hard. Look at this, I can't go five feet without dropping my gun. Or try picking up an object and if you bump into anything it'll drop whatever your holding.
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The environments were meant to be immersive with plenty of things you could interact with - with your long ragdoll noodle arm. Trespasser was coded to have realistic physics. I know it's common for games to have assets fade in, and it's not the worst, but it's still pretty buggy. After what seems like an eternity, I'm finally playing the game. Nice! Even with the most optimized computer to run the original version of the game it still crashes and runs like shit. Whoa, what kind of hazardous waste did they dump in that water? What am I even looking at? Okay, let me fix my settings. You know from Good Will Hunting and uh Goldeneye. What's cool is she's voice by actress Minnie Driver. Man, they just can't stop landing on those fucking dinosaur islands. You play as Anne, who crashes on to site B of all places. The game itself is supposed to be a direct sequel to the lost world, so it's technically "Jurassic Park 3" before "Jurassic Park III", but following the books at times too, so whatever. The Nerd: The intro recaps the movies with the familiar voice of Richard Attenborough as John Hammond. John Hammond: By 1989, international genetic technologies had succeeded in their design to genetically recreate the dinosaurs. Lucky winners picked every month." Judging by this game's reputation the only thing EA should be giving out is apologies, a legacy that continues to this day.
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What's with this weird font? "Please take a few moments to register Trespasser and receive full customer support and regular information about our products. Well, I guess reviewing the game is my vacation now. Ah! No luck, but it has the recommended parts needed to run Trespasser, and there's a copy of the game. It's a dinosaur! I'll try to send out a distress call.
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The Nerd: Well that was a shitty flight, it's a.it's a dinosaur! Look how old that computer is. After the plane crashes, the camera pans over the inlet) Screaming and rocking peals through the plane. (A Pteranodon yelping outside the Nerd's window and causing destruction to the wing. We're expecting a smooth ride, cruising altitude of 35,000 feet, the current temperature 75 degrees, a dinosaur on the wing. Intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Yeah, you know what, I could use a vacation. The Nerd: Wait a minute, what's this? Plane ticket? Huh. I'm the "Angry Video Game Nerd" not the "Slightly Irritated Video Game Geek".
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There exists patches and mods that improve the game from being total ass to just mediocre. When you've only just started the game and you're looking at this, you know you're in for a treat. I'm sorry, I just need to take a look at this for a moment. ( The Nerd snickers after seeing the changed configurations make it worse.) That's a new one. Look at that arm flopping all over the place. The Nerd: Yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about. Oh! This game's too advanced for my retro computers and probably too shitty for my modern computers.
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Now let's see, Windows 95 or 98, 64 Megs of RAM, Pentium 2 Chip. So I'm gonna say the magic words: How bad could this be? The Nerd: Alright so you know what's coming.
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The trailer for the game gives you the impression it might actually be something awesome, the next generation 3D gaming. Yeah its called "Trespasser: The Lost World of Jurassic Park" or just "Trespasser". The Nerd: Remember when I was talking about Jurassic Park games in the Spielberg games episode, episode 101 if you wanna be a nerd? Well I ordered some new Jurassic Park games, but instead I got this in the mail. Jurassic Park Trespasser (PC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)